• Girl: "Am I pretty?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
  • The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale)

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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(Source: gatitoambulante)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL